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Who knows what new products might emerge from Apple's i-technology? The iBrow (like a Kindle, but for the fine arts and classical literature); The iLash (an industrial model for export to countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia, and a HomeEdition for fans of S and M); The iBawl (for generating crocodile tears) and The iSocket (into which the aforementioned items can all be plugged.) Here are a few more: I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw. Eileen: forward, sexy, inviting; She's a sweetie; she's iCandy. She's from the iLove Man, she fulfils my every fantasy; We love to do a double iFive, iTenning our ecstasy. I met a pretty girl who was carrying an iScream; I smiled, she pressed a button and the thing went "Weeeeeeeeoooo!" So now I'm deep in trouble and I don't know what to do: I can't think of a single thing that I can rhyme with "Weeeeeeeeoooo!" There's a new inflatable on sale in the sex-shop For the lonely sort of fellow who doesn't <b>...</b> |
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I, Pad, Haven’t Got An iPad
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