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Apple innovation iPhone blown-up to get iPad which in-turn blown-up to get iTV Apple R&D Transcript: Scene 1: Rafiqi's Food Cart selling $4.99 iPhone + Chicken Rice Combo. Caption: After selling an iPhone to every single human being on planet Earth... Scene 2: A dog carrying an iPhone with Siri turned on. Dog says, " Woof!". Siri responds, "Who is your Daddy?". Caption: ...Apple then went after animals. Another Caption provides more details on the new strategy: Extended Family Plan - Add a pet dog or cat with unlimited voice and 100MB of data for only $9.99 / month. Scene 3: Map of Southern France with Apple Logo embellished on top of Greece but instead of Greece it's written 'Garden of Eden'. Caption says: Using part of its giant $100 Billion cash balance, Apple bought Greece and renamed it 'Garden of Eden' in memory of Eve and her half-bitten apple. Scene 4: Greek God Poseidon statute only that he has the face of Steve Jobs. Caption: Having anointed himself the Greek God of Technology, Steve Jobs Knew he had a problem at hand. Scene 5: Some Frightened people looking up fearfully at the sky in ancient times (as if afraid or awe-stuck with either Thunder / Lightning or perhaps Akashvani / voice from the sky). Caption: When Apple R&D woke up next morning, they heard the voice of Steve Jobs thundering down from the sky, "Guys, blow-up or stretch what we already have - trick people into believing they want more of what they already have". Scene 6: Video of Apple iPhone being <b>...</b> |
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