After weeks of railing against pundits proclaiming a phone that has not been released or even seen is a flop, the Macalope is not going to turn around say it’s a guaranteed success.
Writing for the Forbes contributor network and country bear jamboree but the bears are real bears and everyone gets mauled, Ewan Spence notices the jumping to conclusions door swings both ways.
“Apple’s iPhone 8 Has Already Beaten Its Competition.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)
It’s not out yet. No one has seen it. It’s hasn’t sold even one unit. Time is still linear, Ewan.
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