I’m a paleontologist and I won’t stop finding out lame shit about dinosaurs until you can no longer enjoy ‘Jurassic Park’

Hello. I’m the paleontologist who keeps finding out more and more lame shit about dinosaurs, and I’m here to ruin your life.

You may remember me from last month, when I figured out that the tyrannosaurus rex, the vicious, real-life monster that frightened us...