Take cover, Australia. It’s time to prepare for ungodly magpie swooping season.

September 1, 2017 Posted By: admin Leave a comment

There are few sounds more pants-wettingly nightmarish to an Australian in spring than the ungodly whoosh of a pair of incoming wings.

It's the first day of the blooming season for Australia, and with spring comes angry, angry winged new dads who'll rather accurately...