Put on your very serious face because it’s time to discuss Apple’s very serious problem.
Writing for the Forbes contributor network and home for wayward children with tongues stuck to cold metal objects, Ewan Spence has all the news that’s fit to doom.
“Apple's Serious Image Problem With The New iPhone.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)
You know. You know. The very serious image problem. With the new iPhone. That one.