Apple reported its quarterly results in what has become the ritual reminder roughly every 90 days that Wall Street can never fail, it can only be failed.
Wall Street analysts spent the quarter flailing their arms tube man-style about rumors of poor iPhone X sales figures. But Apple reported that iPhone sales were up and the iPhone X was still its best-selling phone.
How rude.
Writing for MarketWatch, Therese Poletti won’t let go of that failure narrative.
