The Macalope brings you a bit of the ol’ good news, bad news today. Sadly, the good news comes first which is always means it’s really just bad news.
Good news: we may have moved on from the argument that “Face ID is a usability nightmare that doesn’t work all the time like Touch ID did except for all the times it didn’t.”
Bad news: the replacement argument is even dumber.
Writing for Mashable, Jack Morse says “New Apple ad fails to convince us Face ID is cool.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Nick.)