It was the best of takes, it was the worst of takes.
Oh, sorry, that’s wrong. It was just the worst of takes.
Cue the time-travel effect as we go back all the way to 2015 to read that with its Band, “Microsoft outsmarts Apple Watch.” And here The Macalope is required by law to note that he is not making these quotes up.
No, really, actual law. The Not Gonna Fool Ya ‘Gain Act of 2005.
Anyway, here is what Matt Krantz wrote the month before the Apple Watch was released: