The Macalope hopes you don’t have any travel plans for the rest of the year because you’re going to need to get to the airport eight days early because of the MacBook Pro.
“Huh?” you say, thinking The Macalope can hear you (he can’t). Let’s take a look.
Writing for the Forbes contributor network and Chicken Little School of Aviation Security, Ewan Spence tells us “Apple's Dangerous MacBook Pro Banned From Flying, Get Ready For Airport Chaos.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Alex.)
The MacBook Pro is dangerous. You will face airport chaos.
These fortune cookies are getting weirdly specific.