Who’s hungry? Well, muscle up to the buffet because your server from the Forbes contributor network and competitive Chutes and Ladders circuit has just refilled all the trays with heaping servings of fear, uncertainty and doubt.
Ewan Spence says “Apple Drives Away From Your Intel MacBook Pro.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Nick.)
That’s right! Daddy Tim Cook is going out for cigarettes and he’s not coming back. His new family loves him more and is better looking, anyway. And the refrigerator art? Mmmmwah! No more of your lousy stick figures. And all your crying. Ugh.
