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Toddler wholeheartedly refuses to participate in carseat demo
In light of Pennsylvania’s new car seat laws, local news station Fox 29 decided to do a quick live demo segment letting viewers know how to strap their kids in. Great idea, right? Not if 23-month-old Noah had anything to … Continue reading
The Rio Olympics are rife with problems and potential disasters
When the Rio Olympics are all said and done a couple weeks from now, they may well be remembered only for the competition and joy they brought to the world. But right now, all anyone can talk about is how … Continue reading
‘Carol’ censored on airlines to exclude all lesbian intimacy
You know, Carol, that movie about a couple of gal pals taking a road trip together who suddenly get very upset because they’re both on their periods or something girly like that? Well, that’s what you think Todd Hayne’s film … Continue reading
Source says Apple may be releasing its own wireless earbuds soon
Today in the ever-disappointing iPhone 7 missing headphone jack saga: Forbes is reporting that Apple has developed a custom Bluetooth radio chip for wireless earbuds. This might be exciting because Apple is making them and there’s a chance they’ll actually … Continue reading
‘Overwatch’ hero spotlight: How to suck less with Genji
Each Overwatch hero is a special snowflake. Different guns, different abilities, different movement speeds, different quirks. Learning to excel with one hero doesn’t mean you’ve mastered Overwatch. SEE ALSO: 4 ‘Overwatch’ hero strategies for beginners to master Playing a hero … Continue reading
First ‘Quake Champions’ gameplay trailer doesn’t skimp on the speed or gore
Quake Champions‘ first gameplay trailer,is every bit as colorful, quick and gory as you’d expect from the famous FPS series. The trailer gives a first-person look at the first main entry in the Quake series since 2005, which was announced … Continue reading
Morgan Freeman uses his divine voice to narrate a bald man crossing the street
With a great voice comes the great responsibility to only talk about interesting things. Morgan Freeman abuses the raw power of his voice in this Jimmy Kimmel Live! clip, in which the actor narrates footage of a random bald guy … Continue reading
Justin Bieber is nude on vacation and cold water is wet
Where were you when Justin Bieber’s penis debuted on the internet? Was that the moment you became a Belieber? And where are Ü now that there’s a fresh set of nudes to gaze upon? Just after New York Daily Nudes … Continue reading
Team USA swimming does a gold medal-worthy carpool karaoke
The USA Olympic swimming team has a huge secret: it’s comprised of incredible (and some not-so-incredible) singers. In celebration of tonight’s Olympic opening ceremony in Rio de Janeiro, the Team USA swimming released footage of some amazing carpool karaoke sessions. … Continue reading
Ah, yes, here are 50,000 rubber ducks cascading into the Chicago River
The Chicago River ran yellow on Thursday. Gross, we don’t mean like that. Every year, Special Olympics Illinois hosts the Windy City Rubber Ducky Derby, a delightful race that begins with over 50,000 rubber ducks being poured from a truck … Continue reading
