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JoJo has made her choice, but Chad won ‘The Bachelorette’
If you have not seen the season finale of The Bachelorette and are still planning to, please seek help. Spoilers are the least of your problems. LOS ANGELES — They could see this one coming all the way from Green … Continue reading
Paul Ryan tweeted about Harambe’s presidential polling numbers
Paul Ryan is the 54th Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives and the first to ever tweet about the polling numbers of a deceased gorilla. At 10:23 p.m. ET on Monday, Ryan tweeted the fact that — according to … Continue reading
Ikea offers a minimalist solution to Kanye’s furniture designing dreams
Ikea, the preferred furniture company of recent college graduates, also has a big fan in Kanye West. After Yeezus expressed interest in collaborating with the company, Ikea Australia jumped at the opportunity and responded with a proposal. And it took … Continue reading
‘Secret Life of Pets’ sequel announced for 2018
Illumination Entertainment’s The Secret Life of Pets is barking up a sequel, as these pets have many more secrets to share, evidently. With the original animated movie crossing the $400 million mark at the worldwide box office Tuesday, its distributor … Continue reading
Black Lives Matter reveals a six-point plan to combat systemic racism
Dozens of organizations associated with the Black Lives Matter movement released a uniform six-point policy platform on Monday articulating many goals they believe will combat systemic racism in America. The six demands each have lists of sub-goals that the organizations … Continue reading
The first ‘Suicide Squad’ reviews are in, and they are savage
LOS ANGELES — Oof. Suicide Squad was supposed to pull the DC cinematic universe out of its creative funk — critics destroyed Batman v Superman — but if the early reviews are any indication, this squad’s goals were left unmet. … Continue reading
Meet Task Force X: The worst of the worst
Paid Content by Suicide Squad Gather your squad and see it in theaters August 5. Advance tickets on sale now . Amanda Waller has assembled a task force to take on the most dangerous missions the U.S. Government has to … Continue reading
Meet Task Force X: The villains with a penchant for good
Paid Content by Suicide Squad Gather your squad and see it in theaters August 5. Advance tickets on sale now . Amanda Waller has assembled a task force to take on the most dangerous missions the U.S. Government has to … Continue reading
Hey America: It’s August. Let’s all take a nice long Trumpcation.
Forget vacation. Forget staycation. The new American summer getaway is a Tr*mpcation. On Monday August 1, I committed myself to this challenge on Twitter: Take a much-needed break from the exhausting showboat of a GOP presidential candidate until September. Don’t … Continue reading
Ariana Grande goes to great lengths to wear her high ponytail with a hat
There is no greater love than that between Ariana Grande and her ponytail. The singer, who is rarely seen without her signature high pony, seems to have recently acquired a baseball cap. Unfortunately, Ari’s ponytail is — if you can … Continue reading
