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Three special Lego figurines are currently orbiting Jupiter
NASA’s Juno spacecraft is orbiting the giant planet Jupiter, having survived a harrowing journey through radiation and dust to enter into orbit on Monday night. The spacecraft is technically uncrewed, but there are three passengers of sorts. A trio of … Continue reading
Kendall Jenner could be using tiny bags for things other than drugs, people
Kendall Jenner Snapchatted a picture of a cute little plastic bag, writing “this is the cutest little Ziploc baggie I have ever seen.” People were quick to accuse Jenner of using cocaine just because that’s the sort of thing you … Continue reading
NASA’s Juno probe is now orbiting Jupiter, aiming to solve space mysteries
PASADENA, Calif. — NASA’s pioneering Juno probe to Jupiter has survived a harrowing ride to enter into orbit around the huge planet, the agency announced at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) on Monday. The celebration followed a nail-biting Fourth of July for scientists … Continue reading
Trump says ‘system is rigged’ after FBI recommends no charges for Clinton
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said the “system is rigged” after FBI Director James Comey recommended no charges for rival presumptive presidential candidate Hillary Clinton following an investigation into Clinton’s use of email while she was secretary of state. … Continue reading
Kale eating contest will bring together Buffalo’s most aggressive herbivores
Just imagine…all the kale you can eat! The Kale Yeah! eating competition will challenge herbivores to eat as much of the healthy green as possible in eight minutes. SEE ALSO: Honestly, this pepper just looks like it’s having an awesome … Continue reading
With iOS 10, you’ll be able to sign up as an organ donor on your iPhone
Apple’s mission to use the power of its mobile devices to ease many common tasks just took an interesting new turn: signing up for organ donation. On Tuesday, the company announced that, when iOS 10 launches in the fall, iPhone and iPad users … Continue reading
FBI director says no charges for Clinton, but blasts her email security
Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, will almost certainly avoid an indictment after the FBI wrapped up its investigation Tuesday into how she handled classified information via email while she was secretary of state. But she escaped the … Continue reading
Adorable sloth reclaims the selfie stick for good
The selfie stick is a long maligned piece of millennial technology — but one sloth is trying to take it back. Over the weekend, a photo featuring a happy little sloth gained a lot of attention on imgur, and for good … Continue reading
Store immediately regrets asking customer to back up faulty carrot claim
LONDON — If there’s ever the opportunity to get one over on a brand, people are normally more than happy to go the extra mile. Aaron, a Tesco customer from Manchester, UK, is a brilliant example of this. SEE ALSO: … Continue reading
Stephen Colbert sweetly recounts the night he knew his wife was the one
Before a recent Late Show taping, an audience member asked host Stephen Colbert to share the story of how he know his wife was “the one.” His endlessly charming answer — featuring motherly advice, a chance meet-cute and references to … Continue reading
